Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Ladkiyan salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai ????

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Itna bhi galat mat socho.. Salwar ke niche sandle pahanti hai..

Maine salwar ke niche ka puchha hai, salwar ke andar ka nahi… Dirty Mind…!

Boy: I luv u

Girl: na

Boy: think again

Girl: nahi

Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana

Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Before Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote :(
After Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Before Marriage – Maine Pyar Kiya :)
After Marriage – Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Before Marriage – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
After Marriage – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Before Marriage – Dil To Pagal Hai :)
After Marriage – Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Before Marriage – Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
After Marriage – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Before Marriage – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
After Marriage – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Before Marriage – Chandramukhi :)
After Marriage – Jwaalamukhi :(

Before Marriage – Kuwara Baap :)
After Marriage – Bechara Baap :(

Before Marriage – Titanic :)
After Marriage – Mortgage :(

Before Marriage – Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
After Marriage – Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Before Marriage – Yes Boss :)
After Marriage – Yes Boss :(

Before Marriage – Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
After Marriage – Chutki Ki Amma :(

Before Marriage – Kabhi Kabhi :)
After Marriage – If you are lucky :(

Before Marriage – Aao Pyar Karen :)
After Marriage – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Before Marriage – Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun? :(

Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}