Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Today I wrote something funny…a topic
girls love to read or write..and guys hate to read…..
It’s just for fun with all nice intentions ! guys plz don’t mind :p

Mai ney Gundi baatain ki hain, kiya faaida ladaaii main
Mazaa laikin aata hai Khoob ladkon ki piitaaii main !

Gher ki Murghi bhaaey, na bhaaey Biryaani inko
Lag jaaey jab munh inka baher ki Roti aur Daal main !

Do haathon main biwi kai dain! ger, har maheeney salary
Biwi kai paas aaney sai hai berkat hi berkat kamaaii main !

College mai time gunwaaya Canteen mai baith ker
Na bus ki line me hotey, jo lagaate dil padhaii main !

Jo baat ker lai koi ladki hans ker insey haalat aisii ho jaati hai
Jaise paanch ungliyaan ghee main, aur ser poora kadhaaii main !

Hai Ebarat esee sai yai zindgaani hamaari
Meri aankh ka aansu bhi hai shrarat kisi ki

Mahheen.

Boss:

Arz kiya hai………

Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J ……

Employee’s reply…

Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….

Woh College ki Kashti…………
Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen

vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa

college ki sabse purani nishaanee

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani

vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas – Teacher ka Bharosaa…

college ki wo lambisi raatein

vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-“Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

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Ek PHOTOGRAPHER
HIMESH ki dur se
PHOTO le raha tha
GUESS WHAT DID
HIMESH SAY?

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Zara zoom zoom
Karo zoom zoom
Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.

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Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,

mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai

jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..

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pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff, , pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..

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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

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Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : “Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it”
He gifted her a weighing machine

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao,
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…

usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai…
Kitney Achey Hotey Hein Bachpan Key Wo Din,