Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Before Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote :(
After Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Before Marriage – Maine Pyar Kiya :)
After Marriage – Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Before Marriage – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
After Marriage – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Before Marriage – Dil To Pagal Hai :)
After Marriage – Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Before Marriage – Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
After Marriage – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Before Marriage – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
After Marriage – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Before Marriage – Chandramukhi :)
After Marriage – Jwaalamukhi :(

Before Marriage – Kuwara Baap :)
After Marriage – Bechara Baap :(

Before Marriage – Titanic :)
After Marriage – Mortgage :(

Before Marriage – Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
After Marriage – Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Before Marriage – Yes Boss :)
After Marriage – Yes Boss :(

Before Marriage – Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
After Marriage – Chutki Ki Amma :(

Before Marriage – Kabhi Kabhi :)
After Marriage – If you are lucky :(

Before Marriage – Aao Pyar Karen :)
After Marriage – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Before Marriage – Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun? :(

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

EHSAAS BAHUT HOGA JAB CHOR KE JAYENGE
ROENGE BAHUT MAGAR AANSOO NAHI AAYENGE
JAB SAATH KOI NA DE TOW AWAAZ HAME DENA
AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KA AAYENGE

Ye kismat kismat ki baat hai.
kabhi din hai.
kabhi raat hai.
kabhi dhoop hai.
kabhi barsaat hai.
e-mail ka silsila yu hi
chalta rahega.
jab tak
hum sath sath hein.

FREYA SEHGAL

ye asar hai unki nazar ka
ya mere dil ka kasur hai
aaj meri hasi b mere labo se dur hai
wo khadi hai samne dekhta hu me
kaun jane kaun apne hi dil se majbur hai
 
 
Ab Hogaya Jo Hona Tha,
Bas Itna Hi Mujhko Rona Tha,
Jis Dil Me Rahe Ho Tum Saalo Se,
Wo Tumhare Liye To Ek Khilona Tha.
 
 
Yaaro Ki Yaari Khoob Satayegi,
Akele Me Ek Din Meri Khoob Yaad Aayegi,
Us Din Kadar Karoge Mere Msg Ki,
 Jis Din Yeh Msg Service Khatam Ho Jayegi.
 
 
waqt ki raaho me aap bhula de chahe
 hume per hum aapko kabhi bhula nahi paayenge.
sirf pyar se awaz dena hume aur hum
haqiqat me aapke paas daure chale aayenge.
 
 
na muskurane ko ji chahta hai
na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai
aapki yaad me kya likhe bas
aapke paas hi aane ko ji chahta hai

Woh College ki Kashti…………
Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen

vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa

college ki sabse purani nishaanee

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani

vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas – Teacher ka Bharosaa…

college ki wo lambisi raatein

vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…