Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

njoi some classic shers????????????????

wo sadak ke us paar thi
hum sadak ke is paar the
kuch hum aage badhe kuch wo aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the aur wo sadak ke is paar thi

woh PYAR hi kya,
jisme JUDAI na ho,
woh IHSQ hi kya,
jisme LADAI na ho,
woh DIL hi kya,
jisme DARD na ho,
aur woh Inbox hi kya,
jisme HAMARA mail na ho

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho …..
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Maine tujhse pyar kiya heera samajh ke,
tere baap ne mujhe khaaya kheera samajh ke!

Ek sher yaad ataa hai,gaur se suno.
Mujhe nahin ataa kisi aur se suno.

Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se

Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
bhir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Sin theta by Cos theta is equal to Tan theta,
wah wah wah wah

majnu ne laila ke bal pakad ke bola
mere pyari moya
kitna din se sar nahin doya?

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.

har haan ka matlab iqraar nahi hota,
har jagah pe baithna intezaar nahi hota,
yun to milti hai nazar hazaron se,
har nazar ka milna pyaar nahi hota

Agar hum na hote to Ghazal kaun kehta?
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta?
Yeh to karishma hai mohobbat ka,
varna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta!!

Tanhai hai pyar me, barbadi hai pyar me,
Aasu hai pyar me, bebasi hai pyar me,
Gum hai pyar me, haar bhi hai pyar me,
Hame sab pata hai lekin kya kare, hum bhi hai pyar me.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jaayenge…
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jaayenge…
Kashtiya badalne ki zururat nahi…
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jaayenge…

hope u njoid this.

Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}

1) Your parents are insisting you to get married with
a girl and they show photos of girls of their
choice…

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite

2) You would like to search for a girl on your own…

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo.com
3) You are invited to a party where you come across a
lot of girls….

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson &
Nicholson

4) You are altogether confused, as all the girls are
pretty…
DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel
5) At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose,
the chances are.

FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits

6) At last you muster up courage and tell her…
I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna

7) She stares at you for a while and says?
LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular
8) During the ensuing conversation she politely
refuses your offer…
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

9) And your heart breaks…
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix

10) But you still can’t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT — Visa Power

11) At last she relents, when you give her…
PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto

12) Next day you take her for a ride on your bike…
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV

13) While going on the bike her father sees both of
you and now…
TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up

14) But at last he also agrees as you are…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills
15) Then comes your marriage and…
EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung

16) During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI —
Fevicol

17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to
come as…
YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi

18) During the first night both of you want to…
PLAY SAFE — Bisleri

19) So she says to you…
TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel

Keemat tumhe ek roj chukani hai ki tum bhi;
Jaalim ko samajhate ho bura kuchh nahi kahte!
Patthar pe lutaate ho akeedat k gulistaan;
Hai dhool men almaas pada, kuchh nahi kahte!

Ashwani Kumar!

Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin