Miscellaneous SMS


jindagi bin GF ke eisi hoti he,
jaise bin pani ki pani puri hoti he,
kahin mann nahi lagta kya kare zalim,
jise pakdo kisi ki mangtar to kisi ki gharwali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF ….

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khyal ata he,
ki ladkiyan kyun itni kismatwali hoti he,
ladko ki poketmoney ki pyasi hoti he,
gori ho ya ho kali sab BOY FRIEND wali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF….

jawaani ka boys ko chhune me der ho bhale,
ladkiyo ki bate yaron tab bhi matwali hoti he,
kabhi kisi dagar behek jaye kadam agar,
dosto bas isi dua se apni har diwali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF …..
-Chayan Jain

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi…..
Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye….
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya…
Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhi…
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin
“Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai” tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha vasim bhi ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.
Vasim bhi use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha…
Gali dega…
Tota. Hain dunga
Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega”
Tota… hain dunga…..
Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nhi dunga bhi nhi dunga,,,,,
Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nhi dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha …
Agr mere ghar pr mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.
Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..
Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agr tin aadmi ..
Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.
Lady …agr char aadmi aye to….
Tota…..
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vasim bhai pani lao…
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki
“behen ki laudi randi hai”.
Tote ki khasiiyat !!!
-Kalpesh Palan

Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi,
Her Vakt Naye Sadame Deti Hai Jindagi,
Hum Jingdagi Se Shikva Bhi Kaise Kare,
Aap Sa Dost Bhi To Bhi To Deti Hai Jindagi.
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Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai,
Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai.
Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi,
Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
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Jeevan me ek dost bahut he
jaruri hota hai.Mera be ek
bahut he payara sa dost hai
uska naam hai gaurang.

Aaj tak koi be aisa din nahi
hai jab mai us se na mila hou

He is my jaan.
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Phol Ban Kar Muskurana B Zindagi Hai:
Muskura Kar Gham Bhulana B Zindagi Hai:
Mil Kar Log Khush Hote Hen To kia Hua:
Bina Mile DOSTi Nibhana B zindagi Hai.
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De k dosti ka hath wapas liya nhi karte,
ek nazuk dil ko zakham diya nhi karte,
sach much ye duniya bari zalim hy,
sms sasta hy phir b kia nhi karte.
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Ap ki 1 miss Call 1 Din ki Khushi
Ap ka 1 sms 1 week ki Khushi
Ap ki 1 call 1 Maah ki Khushi
Ap ki 1 Mulaqat 1 Saal ki Khushi
Apki Dosti Zindgi Bhar ki khushi.
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Dosti Gunah Hai To Hone Na Dena,
Dosti Khuda Hai To Khone Na Dena,
Karate Ho Dosti Jab Kisi Se To Kabhi,
Us Dost Ko Rone Na Dena.

Paheli no – 1
jab suraj dhale to andhera chhaye.
jab raat hoye to hi mousam chhaye
subah ka suraj dekhke hone lage bechain
ho jaye dil mein tension jaane ab kya hoye.

Paheli No- 2
sara din saari raat mujhe ehsaas dilati hai
meri harr kaam mein vo mera haath bata ti hai
Bichhad jaye to mujhpe bijli si girti hai
jahan main jaun mere saath vo chalti hai

A statement by Bill Clinton :
Choosing a career in life
is like choosing a wife
from ten girl friends,
Even if you pick the
most beautiful,
the most intelligent
and the kindest girl,
there is still the
Pain of Losing the
Other Nine…

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