Miscellaneous SMS


Today’s MOON
will be the BIGGEST and
the BRIGHTEST one of the 2009.
It will appear 14% Bigger
and 30% Brighter.!
View and Enjoy.

Biggest Moon

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z..

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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