Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???