June 2009


Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use

Hi,
Friends now my sms are also available at
Google India has just introduced a free SMS service called Google SMS Channels that lets you subscribe to news alerts, blog updates and other kinds of information like horoscopes, jokes, stocks or even cricket scores via SMS text messages.

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se

Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.

Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho,
Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.

Zindagi mohtaaz nahi manzilon ki,
Vakt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
Vakt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Aaj na sahi too apna kal de de mujhe,
Khushi de ya na de marzee teri,
Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de de mujhe.

Zaruri nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo zaruri hai vo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Kaash samajhte vo is dil ki tadap ko,
To yu na hame roosva kiya hota…
Aapki yah berookhi bhi manjoor thi hame,
Bas ek baar hame samajh liya hota.

Hausle dil me jab machalte hai,
Kuch naye raaste nikalte hai…
Dost ban gaye aap jabse,
Gam dur khade haath malte hai.

Jab se mile hai tumse ham,
Saare gam bhula diye hamne,
Khushiya thi na naseeb me hamaare,
Phir bhi jeena sikha diya tumne.

Jinki mohabbat sachi hoti hai,
Vo kab fariyaad karte hai,
Labon se to kuch nahi kahte,
Magar dilon se pyaar karte hai.

Ek zara-si bhool khata ban gai,
Meri vafa hi meri saza ban gai,
Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,
Hamaare aansu nikle,
Aur ye unke hothon ki muskaan ban gai.

E dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge,
Ham teri taraf aaye har toofan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo saath Choda,
Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.

Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai..

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye
Yaad raha to bas itna ke
Zindagi se bhi pyara..
Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Aaj aaye hai dosto ki yaad ………..
Lekin dost abhi hamse dur hai………
Ye dost ab aa ja……….aur ab doori na bana……….
Aisa lagta ki koi dur sa chala gaya…..
Ab na intzar kara ye dost ab to aaja……….
Bahut akela hu ……dosto ki doori se………..
Ye dost ab to aa jaa,itna bhi intzaar na kara………….
Ab to aa jaa dost………. Ab to aa jaa dost……… Ab to aa jaa dost………
-Sanjay

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