Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Zamana Pyaar Ka Itna Hi Kamm Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Humara Sath Bas Do Hi Qadam Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Khushi Aaghaz Tha Mere Mohabbat Ke Faasane Ka
Magar Is Khawab Ki Taber Gham Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Badi Rangeen Baharoun Me Jalega Aashiyaana Mera
Lutega Iss Tarah Manzil Pe Aake Kaarwan Mera

Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ki Qasam
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha…

{ Shayer Unknown }

Presented by
Mrs Rubina Yasmeen

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai….

`
Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi
Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi
Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko
Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.
`
Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene.
tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene.
dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal.
dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.
`
MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì…?
Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy.
Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham.
ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy.
Geography ne kaha: dìlon kì sarhaden open krne ka nam hy.
Scìence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darmìyan kashìsh hy.
Hìstory ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy.
Or aap kìa kehte ho…?
`
Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna.
Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna
Mulakaton ka na sahe.
Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna…
`
Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye,
Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye,
kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,,
Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye.
`
Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale..
Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale..
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai..
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale..
Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale..
Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab..
Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.
–Ganesh Kumble

Quote Of The Day!
Do Not Wait To Strike Till
The Iron Is Hot;
But Make It Hot
By Striking…!
`
When your commitment is deeper
than the sea and your ambition is taller
than the sky, then ur future
will be brighter than the Sun!
`
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
`
Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
`
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think

?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
`
Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.
`
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