April 2009
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Sun 26 Apr 2009
Majhedar Hindi Jokes
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS Jokes
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TEAchEr ne ClASs me laDake kI COPY chECk karate
hue usase kahA- “muJHe hairAnI hai ki tum akele
itanI sArI galatiyAN karate ho.”
laDake ne khaDe hokar kahA- “ye sArI galatiyA
maine akele nahI ki sar, mere pApA ne bhI isame
merI sahAyatA kI hai.”
ek Alochak ne ek lekhak ke upanyAs kI bahut
AlochanA kI.lekhak gusse me Alochak ke pAsS
pahUNchA aur bolA- “AApane AAj tak to koI
upanyAs likhA nahI hai, tum AlochanA kaise
likh sakate ho.”
Alochak- “agar mai murgI kI tarah aNDA nahI
de saktA to kyA huA, AmaleT ke bAre me murgI
se jyAdA jAnatA hu.”
bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA …. .”
bAbujI- “are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.”
bhikhArI- “bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.”
bAbujI- “abe… apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.”
das sAl kA ek bachA baDI talInatA ke sAth
ek pustak paDh rahA tha, jiska shirShak thA,
bachcho kA lAlan-pAlan kaise kare?”
bachche kI mAA ne dekhA to hairAnI se pUChHa-
“tU ye kitAb kyo paDh rahA hai?”
bachchA- “mai jananA chAhatA huN ki merA
lAlan-pAlan Thik se ho rahA hai yA nahI.”
Sun 26 Apr 2009
Hasna Mana Hai…
Posted by
Rahul under
Funny SMS in Hindi ,
Hindi SMS Jokes
[4] Comments
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..
Thu 16 Apr 2009
Sad SMS in Hindi
Posted by
Rahul under
Dard Shayari SMS
[30] Comments
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Wo nadiya nahi aansu the humare,
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,
isiliye hum aansu bahate rahe..
Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena,
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena.
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Savera kya hua sitaron ko bhul gaye,
suraj kya aaya chand ko bhul gaye,
Kuch pal kya guzare humare bina,
aap to hume hi bhul gaye..
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
uski chahat k hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hoton se waqt na hone k bahane nikale..
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Kya Fayada Kisi ko chahane ka ?
Kya Fayada Kisi ki yadon me aansu bhane ka ?
jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein basa pyaar..
kya fayad uske pyaar meindil ko tadpane ka..
Golden words
kabhi “zindagee”
me kisi k “pyar”
mai mat “rona”
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon”
k “qabil” nahe hoga
or “wo” jo is “qabil” hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone” nahi dega.
Humne banaye rishte kaise ho gaye,
Kabhi aapke dost the aaj aise waise ho gaye,
Aate nahi aajkal SMS aapke,Lagta hai dost se pyare paise ho gaye..:)
Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
Thu 16 Apr 2009
Humko Mohabbat Hai Zindgi Se…
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS Poems
[4] Comments
Apno se juda kar deti hai,
Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai,
Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se.
Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai,
Phir bhi iska intzaar hai,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai,
Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai.
Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai,
Kabhi humse nazar churati hai.
Palkon se isko chakhte hain,
Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain,
Itni nazakat hai zindgi se,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye,
Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye.
Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai,
Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai.
Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi,
kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli,
Itni shararat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Door ye ho to ghum hota hai,
Pass ho to iska karam hota hai.
Khud apni marzi se chalti hai,
Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai.
Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain,
Mann hi mann ye sochte hain,
Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain,
Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain.
Har pal humko nahi hai roka,
Thoda humko bhi deti mouka.
Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein,
Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein,
Itni izazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
With Warm Regards
Sandeep Tyagi
Thu 16 Apr 2009
Insult SMS
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS Jokes
[3] Comments
ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.
From: SANJAY ([email protected])
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