Honth nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaaye,
Iss umeed se karte hain intezar raat ka ki
Shayad sapno me mulaqat ho jaye.
Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai,
Zindagi me pyaar kisne paya hai,
Hum yaadon mein jhoomte hai uski aur zamana kehta hai
“Dekho aaj phir peekar aaya hai.”
Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,
Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,
Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na ho
Woh khawab kabhi aaye na
Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye,
Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko,
Aap to hume apna bana gaye
Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,
Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi?
Ek arse se mulaqat nahi hui
Phir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi.
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train.
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did’nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth…
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much
thought he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
Sardar proposed to a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1 year older to
Sardar said ‘Oye no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Lady Shouted At Midnight “SARDAR G” jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee
Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar
Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…
Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho ……
Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho ………
Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say phele……
khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho
Kohi itna chahe tumhe to batana.
koi tumhe itnay naaz uthaye to batana……..
dosti to ker lega har kohi tum se……….
koi hamari taraha nibhaye to batana
dil se dil milaker to dekho
humari yad main aasu baha ker to dekho
sms to kia msd cals b dengy
kabhi humary mobile main card dilwa ker to dekho.. ;)
Ehsas buhat hu ga jab chale jayenge
Royenge magar aansu nahi ayenge
Jab sath na dey koi tu awaz hamein daina
Asman par bhi honge tu laut ke ayenge
Twinkle Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say “HI”
Have a Nice Day+
kis kis ki main pyass bujhaaon
kis kis ke mai kaam aaon
soach raha hai jane kya kya
pehla qatra baarish ka