June 2008


Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}

1) Your parents are insisting you to get married with
a girl and they show photos of girls of their
choice…

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite

2) You would like to search for a girl on your own…

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo.com
3) You are invited to a party where you come across a
lot of girls….

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson &
Nicholson

4) You are altogether confused, as all the girls are
pretty…
DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel
5) At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose,
the chances are.

FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits

6) At last you muster up courage and tell her…
I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna

7) She stares at you for a while and says?
LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular
8) During the ensuing conversation she politely
refuses your offer…
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

9) And your heart breaks…
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix

10) But you still can’t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT — Visa Power

11) At last she relents, when you give her…
PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto

12) Next day you take her for a ride on your bike…
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV

13) While going on the bike her father sees both of
you and now…
TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up

14) But at last he also agrees as you are…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills
15) Then comes your marriage and…
EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung

16) During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI —
Fevicol

17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to
come as…
YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi

18) During the first night both of you want to…
PLAY SAFE — Bisleri

19) So she says to you…
TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel

Keemat tumhe ek roj chukani hai ki tum bhi;
Jaalim ko samajhate ho bura kuchh nahi kahte!
Patthar pe lutaate ho akeedat k gulistaan;
Hai dhool men almaas pada, kuchh nahi kahte!

Ashwani Kumar!

Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin

Kabhi kabhi baatein adhoori reh jaati hain
Choo kar honthon ko juban khamosh reh jaati hai
Reh jaati hai keval Aankho mei nami
Aur yaadein dilon ko tadpaati hain

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Sune koi geet, awaaj unki sunai deti hai
Chup ho gaye wo bin kuch kahe
bahut hairaan hum hain
Hote theh kabhi hum unke azeez
Aaj sirf khawobon ki baatien lagti hain

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