Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,
Mujhse Bhi Achcha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe RAKHI,
Aur Ek AUR Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…

Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don’t say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai!
Janhit Mai Jaari!

Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How’s life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan – Katrina Kaif

Aankho mein “Sharafat” Chaal mein “Najakat” Dil mein “Sachchai” Aur chahre mein “Safai” Phir kyon na bole har ladki aapko “Bhai”.
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Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I Love Yoou kahana.
Agarvo gusse ma aa jaye to darna mat..
Rakhi nikalna aur kahana… pyari bahana milato rahana…
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Cali Gai…
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Payal chhankaati aai thi, payal chhankaati chali gayi, Main sindoor leke khada tha vo mujhe rakhi pahana ke chali gayi…