Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!
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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
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Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega…
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

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