Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi…
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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
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Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain….
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Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend: I’m falling in love. ..
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Teacher: Tumhare PaPa kya karte hain?
Pappu: Jo meri Mommy kehti hai woh. ..
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Q: Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?
A: Kyon ki jab marne ke baad narak me jaye to ajeeb sa na lage.
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Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho, Rajesh ho, Suresh ho….

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