Kyon?

Bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho…

Dusron ke msg forward karte ho

Aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

………… ……… ……… ……… ………

Woh kya hai
*
*
*
*
Jo ISHQ me hai
*.:
*
*
*
DIL me hai
*
*
*
*
MANN me hai
*
Per DHADKAN me nahi hai?
*
GUESS:..
*
*
*
*
*
*
Sochta kya hai

Woh

AMIR KHAN hai

………… ……… ……… ……… ………

Ek aadmi ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Aadmi: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Aadmi: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

………… ……… ……… ……… ………

Man : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Man : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
Mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Related Posts with Thumbnails