SMS Jokes in Hindi

Na pyar, na yaar,
Na mohhabat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano,
Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,
Bas har ladki ko line maro.
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Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
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Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar mile,
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend, tujhe raakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile…
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo
Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo
Peche walo ko aage na jane do
Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo
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Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
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Din me teri yaad bahut aati ho,
Khawboo me aake satati ho,
Sochta hu ki tume dinner pe bhulalu,
Kya kahu saali tum bahut khati ho…
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Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa
And eat only aloo, why?
Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”
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Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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