Oye mil giya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballayâ
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

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Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,

Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.

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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?

Nurse: Kya karo gay?

Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.

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