Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight

Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

If boys vomit then parents says kaminay kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kon tha wo kamina,
Morel of the story whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,
Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.

Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..

Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..

Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi,
to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

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