MUNNA BHAIN M.B.B.S ON PRACTICE

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke
laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun
ke apun kay rubber ke gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay
gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her
earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien
dard hai.

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia)
hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka
ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray
ga.

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur
bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),…….

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay
to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha
liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay ke liye tayyar hi hota ke dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband
ko shave ke liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Aanand jab end mien bachon ko story sunata hai to bolta hai;
Aanand: “Munna nay kaha tha ke woh mujhay aik month mien meray
feet pay khara kar de ga”
Bachay: Phir?
Aanand: “Phir kya, mujhay us ka bill pay karnay ke liye apni car
bechna pari.”

Munna: Apna munn kholo…..
Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa……….
Munna throws his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm….. Torch sahi
hai.

Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun
le jaatay ho.
Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari picture
dekh leta hoon aur woh problem solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
Munna: Haan! Apun teri picture dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta
hai “Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala.”

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison
ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

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