In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife : ab chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte raho gey?

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi.
Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala.
Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.

Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
Jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..

Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi,
Dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi,
Aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko ,
Jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

Aankhon ki zuban wo samaj nahi pate
Honth magar kuch keh nahi pate
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahen
Koi hai jinke bina hum reh nahi pate

Hum aapko in aankho mein,
Yun basa liya karte hai,
Ja sake jaha tak hamari ye nazar,
Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai.

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu,
thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi…..!

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