Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har ladki pe…!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??…bolo bolo

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

* Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath…
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@ 15.25 , it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Santa bar vich ro reha si. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.

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