Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .
Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn
Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai? ”
Mobile” k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein!

Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,
ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye,
Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye,
Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi,
Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye…!

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